Holiday Gift Idea for the Guy Who Has It All

The World Rock Paper Scissors Society has a special membership offer for the holidays...$35 gets you a laminated membership card, a signed copy of the Official Rock Paper Scissors Strategy Guide, a letter of welcome from a "legendary" RPS pro, an official t-shirt, 8 RPS stickers, an official Rock Paper Scissors rulebook, and 2 World RPS Society beer coasters. How could you pass up a bargain like that!

(By the way, it seems that dynamite is a big no-no among the RPS enthusiasts.)