Pressing the Flesh

Porn actress Mary Carey, who ran for California governor in 2003 on a platform of making taxing breast implants, making lap dances tax-deductible, and wiring every room of the Governor's mansion with webcams, will be attending the annual President's Dinner at the Washington Convention Center on June 14.

Carey, who calls herself a political independent, is eagerly anticipating the Republican Party fundraiser. From World Net Daily:

"I'm hoping to run as lieutenant governor of California next year. "Since Arnold [Schwarzenegger] is a Republican, I thought this dinner would be a great networking opportunity for me."

Added Carey: "I'm especially looking forward to meeting Karl Rove. Smart men like him are so sexy. I know that he's against gay marriage, but I think I can convince him that a little girl-on-girl action now and then isn't so bad!"

Even porn stars gotta eat, I suppose. But, with the President of the United States?