Thursday, September 08, 2005
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Ron Sparks' solution to the energy crisis: chicken shit

Alabama Ag Commissioner Sparks has yet another creative idea to address the energy crunch. Here's another Sparks quote from that Sand Mountain Reporter article:

We can create ethanol with poultry litter. Our farmers can’t get rid of it. Let’s use it to create ethanol.
Yes, you heard that right, ladies and gentlemen - chicken shit. Ron Sparks wants us to run our cars on government-subsidized chicken shit. Now I've heard it all.