Willy or won't he?

Odds are that I will never be installed as benevolent dictator, but there's always a chance, so I constantly keep my eyes open for mildish forms of torture that might someday come in handy for use on those who really piss me off.

I've been looking especially hard this week because some devious SOB put a program on my computer that keeps trying to download something called Winfixer when I open a new browser window. Apparently, it is related to a trojan called Vundo, and my AntiVirus and anti-spyware apps won't get rid of it. Needless to say, I'm not happy about it.

Anyway...this dopy Englishman's stunt could be adapted nicely as a suitable punishment for the culprit, don't you think?