Mystified city-slickers ask "is it safe to eat squirrels?"

Some folks really need to get out more. Of course it's safe. Not only that, it's tasty. (Just ask Mike Huckabee.) Bread it up real good, add a little salt and garlic, and fry it in a pan till it's golden brown. Make yourself a pot of greens and some cornbread, and you've got yourself a meal fit for a king. Just remember, though - squirrels are pretty small critters. You'll need more than one.