Monday, November 08, 2004
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Algore to Use Environmental Expertise to Create Fund

Al Gore confirms once again that he is a few carbon molecules short of an actual life form.

Al Gore, the former US vice-president, is to put his expertise in global sustainability issues into practice with the launch today of a fund management firm...

Gore said, "Transparency, eco-efficiency, nurturing employees and managing long-term risks are among the integral parts of a company's enduring capability to create value. You can't properly value automobile stocks without considering long-term issues such as carbon intensity."


As if Al Gore has "expertise" in anything other than being a Washington politician. Whatever.