Someone buy her a one-way ticket

Grieving mother Cindy Sheehan, who recently began a fake two-month "hunger strike" to protest the war in Iraq, says that she would rather live under Venezuela's would-be dictator Hugo Chavez than under George W. Bush. So, what's stopping her? Airline tickets from Washington, D.C. to Caracas are pretty cheap these days, and I'm sure there are millions of patriotic Americans who would be willing to help her out with the expenses. Go, Cindy, go!