PETA targets Auburn

This story reminds me of an old joke:

Two boys were playing football in a Tuscaloosa park one day when one was attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped off a board of the nearby fence, wedged it down the dog's collar and twisted, breaking the dog's neck.

A reporter who was walking by saw the incident, and rushed over to interview the boy.

"Alabama fan saves friend from vicious animal," he starts writing in his notebook.

"But, I'm not an Alabama fan," the boy replied.

"UAB fan rescues friend from horrific attack," the reporter starts again.

"No, I'm not a UAB fan, either," the boy said.

"Then what are you?" the reporter asked.

"I'm an Auburn fan." replied the boy.

The reporter turned to a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Redneck bastard kills family pet."