An important election eve notice

Folks, this is important! Make SURE to tell all your friends and acquaintances about this so that their vote will COUNT in the upcoming presidential election.

Fears of electoral chaos due to anticipated record-high turnout, as well as widespread voter confusion over straight-ticket voting, have prompted election officials in all fifty states to take the unprecedented action of keeping the polls open an extra day.

Yes, you read that right! Polls will be open on both Tuesday AND Wednesday in all 50 states. Election officials are asking that all voters intending to vote a straight Democratic or mostly-Democratic ticket should go to the polls on WEDNESDAY. Voters who intend to vote straight Republican or mostly-Republican should go to the polls on TUESDAY.

As a conservative, this kind of last-minute tinkering makes me very uneasy. However, I understand that preserving the integrity of the election process is of the utmost importance in order to maintain the people's confidence in the electoral process.

So remember to GO VOTE. BUT MAKE SURE YOUR VOTE COUNTS!!!

REPUBLICANS VOTE ON TUESDAY. DEMOCRATS VOTE ON WEDNESDAY.